Aug 21, 2014

60,800 notes

thesufferereatsass:

scoutregimentkarkat:

wimpytav:

capricorn-circus:

kaitiiu:

boootea:

mspaintthecurious:

invertebro:

sober gamzee for zombie walk

WHERE DO YOU LIVE

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JFC THAT IS TERRIFYING

The fuck you guys talking about??
This is fucking amazing !!!!

D’8{

i fukcing screamed holy shit a++++

38(((

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Aug 21, 2014

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I’m jealous of anyone that will ever kiss your lips.
(via bl-ossomed)

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Aug 21, 2014

72,775 notes

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

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Aug 21, 2014

154,600 notes

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via blossombriar)

Aug 21, 2014

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Doesn’t it scare you how many times you find suicide the answer to your questions?
(via fuckmentaldisorder)

(Source: i-have-changed-too-much, via blossombriar)

Aug 21, 2014

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*fandoms shadow voice* SONIC IS THE BAE

Aug 21, 2014

16,014 notes

problemactic:

being on post limit

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Aug 21, 2014

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*considers starting an ask fandoms shadow blog*

Aug 21, 2014

405,397 notes

phototoartguy:

Puppy’s First Visit To The Beach Will Make All Other Dog Photos Out There Irrelevant

This little fella’s name is Champ. He’s a 9-week-old golden retriever that went to the beach for the first time in Hagar Township on Lake Michigan.

Photograher Patrick Holthof

(Source: The Huffington Post, via officialbrostrider)

Aug 21, 2014

74,710 notes

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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Aug 21, 2014

99 notes
judgeclaudefruitloop:

Let me fucking tell you something Thomas Wood. Do you even fucking know who the fuck I am, you fucking e-list piece of shit. I am number-fucking-one, you cheap dickwagon. How fucking dare you insult my outfit when you’re wearing some nasty ass khakis and a cheesy letterman jacket you probably stole from a high school locker room. And just so you fucking know, YOU ROTTEN FUCKTOE, I only went on this pity date because I was tired of waiting for Simon Ostritchdick to call me for an international fucking photo shoot and I didn’t want to slap any more pigeons until they realize who the fuck I am and give me all their goddamn money like the dumb idiot birds they are. So why don’t you fucking fly back to fuckin anime fantasy world and get stomped on by fucking Colossoman you godawful Connie Springer look-alike. Maybe if he hits your fucking weiner head hard enough, your desperate dildo head ego will fly back to Earth from planet fucking Jupiter. Let me drop some fucking knowledge on you, Major Dickweed: You are worse than fucking Willow. And not Willow Pape. Willow, the movie from the 80s with the magic hobbit guy who kidnaps that kid or whatever. 
So you know the fuck what, Tommy Turkey Tits Wood, I’m gonna have to cancel this fucking shitdate because I just bought a one way ticket to GETTING THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU, you defective nerd. Fuck you. I’m out.

judgeclaudefruitloop:

Let me fucking tell you something Thomas Wood. Do you even fucking know who the fuck I am, you fucking e-list piece of shit. I am number-fucking-one, you cheap dickwagon. How fucking dare you insult my outfit when you’re wearing some nasty ass khakis and a cheesy letterman jacket you probably stole from a high school locker room. And just so you fucking know, YOU ROTTEN FUCKTOE, I only went on this pity date because I was tired of waiting for Simon Ostritchdick to call me for an international fucking photo shoot and I didn’t want to slap any more pigeons until they realize who the fuck I am and give me all their goddamn money like the dumb idiot birds they are. So why don’t you fucking fly back to fuckin anime fantasy world and get stomped on by fucking Colossoman you godawful Connie Springer look-alike. Maybe if he hits your fucking weiner head hard enough, your desperate dildo head ego will fly back to Earth from planet fucking Jupiter. Let me drop some fucking knowledge on you, Major Dickweed: You are worse than fucking Willow. And not Willow Pape. Willow, the movie from the 80s with the magic hobbit guy who kidnaps that kid or whatever. 

So you know the fuck what, Tommy Turkey Tits Wood, I’m gonna have to cancel this fucking shitdate because I just bought a one way ticket to GETTING THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU, you defective nerd. Fuck you. I’m out.

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Aug 21, 2014

0 notes

send me things to draw im bored

Aug 21, 2014

36,982 notes

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via bewbin)

Aug 21, 2014

848,240 notes

llamasandninjaturtleunicorns:

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

Why the fuck would you post this this is like a really short horror story

(Source: unsavioured, via anya-likes-ghosts)

Aug 21, 2014

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lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

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